1. somedudeslife:

    ralphthemouth:

    lady—hulk:

    It just keeps…… getting. …. better

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    (Source: melhoresgifsdomundo, via salemintheworks)

    betenoiresmash:

    How to suddenly become Sub-Zero of Mortal Kombat…

    (via slyfoxhound)

  2. Can you draw something cute to help relieve this burning hatred that has replaced my soul?

    iguanamouth:

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  3. disappears:

    I was on Facebook and I realized, I don’t hate Facebook… I hate people.

    (via monochromewasteland)

    "What did I tell you Mates? You don’t need a ship to be a Pirate!"

    (Source: blaineswolf, via snowanchester)

    kenwaysfleet:

    troy baker is a gift to humanity

    (Source: 4mb13n7-w0nd3r, via choopasaurus)

    trixiedragon:

    aneternalscoutandabrownie:

    jamesmdavisson:

    So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)

    UPDATE: Now with more Business.

    YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE

    you know business cat totally landed that Tokyo Motors account, thus he treated himself to some nice cognac.

    (via techno-toast)

  4. beantownbailout:

    mustaleski:

    matildathedragonfly:

    knownorwegian:

    In Norwegian, you don’t refer to your romantic partner as a “boyfriend” or “girlfriend”. You say “kjæreste”, which is gender neutral and literally translates to “the dearest”.

    and in swedish you refer to your boyfriend/girlfriend by saying ”älskling” which translates into ”my beloved one” 

    And in Finnish we say “mulkvisti” which means “one I don’t hate as much as the others”

    *squints at finland*

    (via techno-toast)

  5. I don’t know what I was thinking, deciding to paint a couple rooms right before mtac.
    I’m so sore.
    My hands are dumbs now, they don’t want to grip anything.

    (Source: aleksvitaly, via immortalhdildo)

  6. Brake cleaner makes excellent paint remover.

    Paint thinner smells too good.

    For a moment today, I was Charlie Kelly.

  7. http://beaksmeep.tumblr.com/post/82936564418/llamascrossing-beaksmeep-llamascrossing

    llamascrossing:

    llamascrossing:

    beaksmeep:

    llamascrossing:

    There are too many cuties with the booties that are going to MTAC. I want to touch them all with consent of course.

    My hands are itching in Anticipation beaksmeep

    Dude seriously, there’s this one. Jfc.
    I’m going to get the booty….

    Yes. Yes it is. I am tempted to bring my cake Cosplay to touch this cuties but there

    Do it

  8. llamascrossing:

    beaksmeep:

    llamascrossing:

    There are too many cuties with the booties that are going to MTAC. I want to touch them all with consent of course.

    My hands are itching in Anticipation beaksmeep

    Dude seriously, there’s this one. Jfc.
    I’m going to get the booty. If I’m going to take a pic with anyone (besides you) it’s going to be him and I’m going to grope the fuck out of him.

    He’s too cute ;-;

    You do that lady. Single and ready to mingle

    Single or not, I always do the butt touches.

    I just got a fortune cookie that said, “You will have good luck in your personal affairs.”
    Is butt touching a personal affair?

  9. llamascrossing:

    There are too many cuties with the booties that are going to MTAC. I want to touch them all with consent of course.

    My hands are itching in Anticipation beaksmeep

    Dude seriously, there’s this one. Jfc.
    I’m going to get the booty. If I’m going to take a pic with anyone (besides you) it’s going to be him and I’m going to grope the fuck out of him.

    He’s too cute ;-;