Sara. 21. I do the things. The tumblr things.
Koalas having an argument.
if you have never heard a koala noise before, here is yr chance
they sound like fuzzy bike horns
^^^it’s true omfg
I made a hammock out of a few feet of scrap cable cords. It was able to hold over 100lbs.
My brothers call me MacGyver now.
I’ll come over Sunday or Monday.
I’ll let you know which day sometime tomorrow.
Doctor Who, more like Doctor ew.
S8 is, so far, bad. SO BAD.
After watching BatDex, I now have a soft spot for Dex.
My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock.
Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.
ha im a piece of trash
As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?
you smooth fucker
I’d like to thank Bo Burnham for the best vine ever created